Being Sick Sucks!!!

I've felt shitty all week. The amount of sick days I took in the last three years (sans the two bike related ones) can be counted on one finger. In other words I don't get sick very often. This illness is chalked up to co-workers who came in sick the week before I was sick followed up by a snow camping trip. This combination does not work well.

"Brian, oh my you used a cuss word!"

Yes I did.

"You must feel real bad then"

Yes I do.

Do you want to know how bad?

"Yes we do."

I feel so shitty that:

• I've owed people an email or two for a week and haven't sent one.
• I've not returned a single phone call.
• There are conversations that need to happen with a few people that haven't.
• Adobe CS3 Master Suite Collection has been on three of my computers for a week now and I haven't touched it.
• I can't sleep for any lengthy period of time because I wake up coughing.
• This blog post is the most complete thing I've done all week.
• I am going to lay down on the couch and watch Alex play his Star Wars Lego game on the PS2 and I'll enjoy it.
• Last night I coughed so hard I threw up my dinner. Shortly followed by Brianna saying "Wow, I've never heard anyone throw up before."
• I've lost my voice from all the hacking and I found out that when a man has his lost voice it isn't as sexy as when some women get that Kathleen Turner sexy voice when they are sick.
  

I'm not looking for sympathy. I just wanted to bitch a bit.