The Big 4-0

Hey maybe this is my chance to be on TV!

Mr. or Mrs. Exectutive Producer person, I am turning 40 in July. I will be having a pirate party and may be sporting a new tatoo by then. I am willing to jump out of a plane, or ski the highest mountain, or raft the raging river, or spend a month in Hawaii, or race a NASCAR, or hike the Grand Canyon, or whatever cool adventure you would put an average white guy on. This could be my big break, my first step into stardom, the launch of a new career, the beginning and end of my mid-life crisis.

Call me...